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Driving home and I finally have some new tires on this instead of the weather checked jokes that it had since I owned it. (Damn finding 14" tires is hard, unless you wanna run trailer tires) Nice and somewhat sticky Fuzion HRi's in the stock size. Been waiting over two months for my tire man to get them. Either way a not stock orange 5.0 pull sup next to me and his passeneger is giving my car looks. WTFE man this honda looks like a polished turd, I know this. Well now the guy rolls down the window and starts trying to haggle me into a race. W/E I'll get my ass kicked right, I even tell him this. They still wanna run so I run the tach up to four grand, my unnamed ricer special fart cannon wailing as I hear mister slowmaster special farts even louder than my honda as he gets it up around I'm guessing 5 grand.
Now, he does have some weld prostars and skinnies up front. SO I figured eh was gonna point the nose skyward and his little penis will feel all big and important after he whips a somewhat peppy lightly modified import that's never been touched internally. When the light turns green and I chirp the tires about 10' before hooking up and tearing away in first, second comes quick and I'm slowing down for the light on the next block. Where the fuck was stang boy? Oh there he is as he does a flyby and his friend is laughing his ass of as I just give him a dumbfounded look. Well as I finally look behind I see a bit of tire smoke and a single strip of rubber. He has a pegleg'd 5.0 and I somehow was able to whip him. The light turns green and I just go like normal whereas he does the same one tire fire crap again. I see his back end finally and yea, he's got prostars on the back, and I'm guessing some generic tires mounted cause no way in hell something sticky would light up that easy. Damn ricers.
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lol, nice. Should have told him to follow you home so you could get your other car.
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1996 Pontiac Firebird<br />Custom ported heads, Abbott N/A 210/220 512/512 112 LSA cam, ported upper/lower intake manifolds, full exaust, removed cat, Homemade ram air, corvette servo, posi, 3.73 gears, dyno tuned by Intense Racing, flowtec Exaust cut out, TCI street fighter 3500 stall. |
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Sadly my other car is in storage currently. And well... getting it de-mothballed is a process. Trying to get a good motor in the Honda atm. B or K series. I'd love to have a Frankenstein K series with a whipple. mmm, 300whp on 8psi. And about the same number in torque. That thing'd be a little monster.
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1996 Pontiac Firebird<br />Custom ported heads, Abbott N/A 210/220 512/512 112 LSA cam, ported upper/lower intake manifolds, full exaust, removed cat, Homemade ram air, corvette servo, posi, 3.73 gears, dyno tuned by Intense Racing, flowtec Exaust cut out, TCI street fighter 3500 stall. |
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F*n Bury It!
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May be half a motor, but it's only half a car.
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![]() ![]() 23:23] blkIROC355: sometimes when i pee i make that sound the light sabers make [23:23] SpecialK LS1: lmao [23:23] blkIROC355: and play with the stream [23:23] SpecialK LS1: that's just wrong |
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