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Old 02-22-2007, 04:13 PM   #1
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Ok, so I was on my way home from college today and had the t-top off and was playing some Foreigner when a spanish looking guy pulls up next to me in a beat up Honda and says "Turn that cracker shit off ese" so I look at him and simply shake my head, he then says the ultimate unsult... "Get that piece of shit off the road." So I simply told him I'd have ten car lengths on him by the time I hit 4th gear, he says bring it, so the light turns green and I put the hammer down and hear a big backfire behind me. I look back and there is smoke coming from the guy's hood. Truth be told I had about 30 car lengths on him by the time I hit 3rd. Nobody insults a Fbody and gets away with it.
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:40 PM   #2
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LOL! Thats funny. If there was no one behind you, you should have backed up and said get that piece of shit off the road.
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Old 02-22-2007, 09:10 PM   #3
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ROFL

Silly ricers, cars are for men...

I wish I had a V8
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Old 02-22-2007, 09:23 PM   #4
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I have the same wish.

lmao "silly ricers, cars are for men" that gets my vote for quote of the week.
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:39 AM   #5
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Thats great! Silly ricers.
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Old 02-24-2007, 06:51 PM   #6
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Nice kill.
Must be nice to race in the middle of winter
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Old 02-24-2007, 08:23 PM   #7
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Yeah, but winter is officially dead in Florida. It hit 80 degrees today! T-top weather is back at full capacity.
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Old 02-24-2007, 08:24 PM   #8
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That's a nice story, stays funny every time I hear it.
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:16 AM   #9
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Yeah, but winter is officially dead in Florida. It hit 80 degrees today! T-top weather is back at full capacity.
Supposed to hit 30 here in Rochester,NY today.
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Old 04-25-2007, 11:24 AM   #10
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haha 30? to bad buddy
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