Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a drink, they
talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.


The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that thar Hind Lick
Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

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haha that was great, gotta tell my dad that one.

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