10-01-2007, 05:22 PM
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Gorilla in heat
A zoo in Georgia had a female gorilla who had been acting up. They called in a vet to examine what was wrong and after an hour of examination he determined that she was in heat and needed to mate. The problem was the zoo had no mature male gorillas for her to mate with.
The zoo keepers sat around for a few days thinking of solutions to their problem and finally they came up with an idea. They had a guy who cleaned the cages named Bubba who was on the slow side so the keepers thought maybe they could talk him into doing the deed. They asked Bubba if he'd do it for 500 dollars, so he told the zoo keepers that he'd have to think about it. So Bubba comes to them and says he'll do it but on a few conditions. Bubba: Number one, nobody can know about this. Number two, I aint gonna kiss her. Number three, if she has offspring they have to be raised southern baptist. Number four, it'll take me about a week to get you the five hundred dollars.
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10-01-2007, 09:25 PM
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F*n Bury It!
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That's bad dude, you should be ashamed.
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10-01-2007, 10:19 PM
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The worst part is I heard that one from my dad
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