I've got 2 awesome stories for you guys. My friends took me to an ice cream place and as we were leaving I had to take a leak. Well the place had a single bathroom that you just locked the door and did your thing. Well the lock wasn't working, and as soon as I finished taking a leak some chick walked in. Being the cassanova I am I shook it at her. The second story is on the way home from the movies two chicks in a red Grand Am mooned me. Didn't even have to pay to see some ass on my 18th!
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"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"
-Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene in Con Air
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