Phate

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside Washington DC.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

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Rocket 442

That's a pretty good one.

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badinfluenceRS

rofl...i'd give 2 gallons...jkjk

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19Stroked89

That is great!! LOL

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Sponty

Thats great.

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FirebirdPhil

LMAO, that made my day so much better.

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-Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene in Con Air

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