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A boy rises from bed one morning and makes his way to the kitchen table where he finds his dad having breakfast. The boy has a seat and asks his dad what government is. His father ponders the question for a while before offering this explanation. Well son your mom controls the money so let's call her the congress. I am head of this household so let's call me the president. Let's call you the people, your nanny is the working class and your baby brother is the future. Think that over and get back to me. So the little boy spends the whole day thinking over this concept and when it's about 9 PM he goes to bed. The boy is suddenly awaken about midnight to the sounds of his baby brother screaming. He tries to get him to stop and then takes a look at his brother's diaper and discovers he has shit himself. So he walks down to his parents bedroom and discovers his father is not there so he tries to wake his mom. His mother is in a deep sleep and he can't wake her, so he decides to wake his nanny. As he approaches his nanny's room he hears her moaning. He looks through the keyhole in her door and he notices his father is on top of her and banging the nanny silly. By this time the boy is so confused he decides to go back to bed. The next morning he wakes up and again makes his way to the kitchen table where again he finds his dad eating breakfast. He takes a seat and responds to his dad that he's figured out the government process. His father asks him to explain his conclusions to him. Well dad, the congress is ignoring the people, the president is screwing the working class and the future is in deep shit!

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FirebirdPhil

That was great and so true

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"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"
-Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene in Con Air

Phate

So true.

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