Georgia Dumb Laws - F-Body Online

fbodyrs96 · 11-25-2009, 04:37 AM

Georgia--

*All sex toys are banned.

*It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

*Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

*No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Cities:
Acworth- *All citizens must own a rake.

Athens- * If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM *Selling two beers at once for the same price is not allowed. *Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo

Atlanta- *Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. *One man may not be on another man’s back.

Columbus- *It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property. *No one may tease an idiot. *Picnics are prohibited in graveyards. *All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall. *It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. *It is illegal to carry a chicken by it’s feet down Broadway on Sunday.

Dublin- *Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.

Gainsville- *Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

Kennesaw- *Every head of household must own a gun.

Marietta- *Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

Roswell- *The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured.

SomeDudeWithCar · 11-25-2009, 05:10 AM

WHAT?! Those are Georgia laws? never heard of those! Damn, I'm violating one of those...muhahaha

fbodyrs96 · 11-25-2009, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeDudeWithCar

WHAT?! Those are Georgia laws? never heard of those! Damn, I'm violating one of those...muhahaha

I'm sure more than one gets broke all the time

, just like

is also illegally in GA....I'm sure nobody breaks that law....lol

Superman · 11-25-2009, 10:53 AM

That last one makes me lawl.

AwsmGy · 11-25-2009, 12:03 PM

That second to last one reminded me of a law that is in the town I used to live in. It was illegal to spit on the sidewalk there.

Scorps · 11-25-2009, 03:34 PM

I heard its illegal to have sex in any position but missionary in Washington DC.

BrdwAtti2d · 11-25-2009, 03:51 PM

Most you can sort of figure out that it pissed off somebody, somehow so it became law, but "It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday." How? Why?

BTW a lot of the spitting laws go back to the days when tuberculosis was wide spread.

96firephoenix · 11-25-2009, 05:43 PM

I like the one from Kennesaw.

big bore = better

Navypilot2011 · 11-26-2009, 01:11 AM

someone downloaded the "weird laws" app on their iPhone

fbodyrs96 · 11-26-2009, 01:19 AM

I got these in an email..

Navypilot2011 · 11-26-2009, 01:24 AM

ohhh lol. THeres an app on the iPhone that has a bunch of weird laws from all over the US. its hilarious. Theres another app that has like 9000 facts which is pretty awesome too. THen of course there is COD:WAW Nazi Zombies which is the best iPhone game to date!

fbodyrs96 · 11-26-2009, 01:36 AM

sorry but, I'm not up to date on phones, it's just another bill I can't see paying for, as a matter of fact the phone we do have I don't pay for, my in-laws..

Scorps · 11-26-2009, 03:53 PM

Its also illegal to tie-up your elephant out front of a pub in Texas. I got busted for this one.

brownstone101 · 11-26-2009, 06:55 PM

Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.

aww.. =(

96firephoenix · 11-27-2009, 03:09 AM

you want to know a law that is REALLY dumb?

in the US, the minimum drinking age is 21. thats a dumb law.

Navypilot2011 · 11-27-2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 96firephoenix

you want to know a law that is REALLY dumb?

in the US, the minimum drinking age is 21. thats a dumb law.

I actually know the answer to this one. In truth any state can make their own law on what the drinking age should be, BUT they would lose all highway and road funding from the federal government. This is why all the states play nice and just keep it at 21 to get their money. Bunch of bullshit if you ask me. If the rest of the world can drink at 21 why can't the US?

Scorps · 11-27-2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 96firephoenix

you want to know a law that is REALLY dumb?

in the US, the minimum drinking age is 21. thats a dumb law.

come up here its 19 unless your in Alberta or Quebec where its 18.

Superman · 11-27-2009, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 96firephoenix

you want to know a law that is REALLY dumb?

in the US, the minimum drinking age is 21. thats a dumb law.

Teenagers do a great job of killing themselves when they get behind the wheel as it is. If they allowed them to drink too... imagine all the wasted alcohol.

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Originally Posted by Navypilot2011

I actually know the answer to this one. In truth any state can make their own law on what the drinking age should be, BUT they would lose all highway and road funding from the federal government. This is why all the states play nice and just keep it at 21 to get their money. Bunch of bullshit if you ask me. If the rest of the world can drink at 21 why can't the US?

We can...?

jacob822 · 11-28-2009, 02:14 AM

want stupid? thats kids thinking they can handle being drunk at 16,17,18,19 etc. I know 21 year olds that cant handle it. hell i know 30 year olds...

fbodyrs96 · 11-28-2009, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jacob822

want stupid? thats kids thinking they can handle being drunk at 16,17,18,19 etc. I know 21 year olds that cant handle it. hell i know 30 year olds...

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11-25-2009, 04:37 AM	#1
fbodyrs96 FBO Extreme! Feedback Score: 4 reviews Location: Calhoun GA Posts: 6,986 Trader Rating: (4) Thanks: 4 Thanked 78 Times in 63 Posts Member's Picture Albums	Georgia Dumb Laws Georgia-- All sex toys are banned. It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. Cities: Acworth- All citizens must own a rake. Athens-* * If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM Selling two beers at once for the same price is not allowed. Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo Atlanta- Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. One man may not be on another man’s back. Columbus- It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property. No one may tease an idiot. Picnics are prohibited in graveyards. All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall. It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. It is illegal to carry a chicken by it’s feet down Broadway on Sunday. Dublin- Cars may not be driven through playgrounds. Gainsville-* Chicken must be eaten with the hands. Kennesaw-* Every head of household must own a gun. Marietta-* Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. Roswell-* The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured. __________________ "There are two types of people that will hate on the V6 Camaro the envious and the ignorant."* F-body Of The Month September 2008 Kris

11-25-2009, 03:34 PM	#6
Scorps Veteran Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Location: Kingston, ON Posts: 1,243 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Member's Picture Albums	I heard its illegal to have sex in any position but missionary in Washington DC. __________________

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BrdwAtti2d Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Location: Largo, Florida Posts: 103 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Most you can sort of figure out that it pissed off somebody, somehow so it became law, but "It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday." How? Why? BTW a lot of the spitting laws go back to the days when tuberculosis was wide spread. __________________ Tracy - 97 Formula

11-25-2009, 05:43 PM	#8
96firephoenix Veteran Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 1,660 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 7 Thanked 19 Times in 19 Posts Member's Picture Albums	I like the one from Kennesaw. big bore = better __________________ A.J. by screen-fx.net 1996 Firebird 3800 Series II, Stock-Ish, 4A "The Phoenix"

11-26-2009, 01:19 AM	#10
fbodyrs96 FBO Extreme! Feedback Score: 4 reviews Location: Calhoun GA Posts: 6,986 Trader Rating: (4) Thanks: 4 Thanked 78 Times in 63 Posts Member's Picture Albums	I got these in an email.. __________________ "There are two types of people that will hate on the V6 Camaro the envious and the ignorant." F-body Of The Month September 2008 Kris

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SomeDudeWithCar Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 103 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Member's Picture Albums	WHAT?! Those are Georgia laws? never heard of those! Damn, I'm violating one of those...muhahaha

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AwsmGy FBO Supporter Feedback Score: 1 reviews Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 531 Trader Rating: (1) Thanks: 5 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts Member's Picture Albums	That second to last one reminded me of a law that is in the town I used to live in. It was illegal to spit on the sidewalk there.

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Navypilot2011 Senior Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Location: NYC Posts: 545 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Member's Picture Albums	someone downloaded the "weird laws" app on their iPhone

11-26-2009, 01:24 AM	#11
Navypilot2011 Senior Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Location: NYC Posts: 545 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Member's Picture Albums	ohhh lol. THeres an app on the iPhone that has a bunch of weird laws from all over the US. its hilarious. Theres another app that has like 9000 facts which is pretty awesome too. THen of course there is COD:WAW Nazi Zombies which is the best iPhone game to date!

11-26-2009, 01:36 AM	#12
fbodyrs96 FBO Extreme! Feedback Score: 4 reviews Location: Calhoun GA Posts: 6,986 Trader Rating: (4) Thanks: 4 Thanked 78 Times in 63 Posts Member's Picture Albums	sorry but, I'm not up to date on phones, it's just another bill I can't see paying for, as a matter of fact the phone we do have I don't pay for, my in-laws.. __________________ "There are two types of people that will hate on the V6 Camaro the envious and the ignorant." F-body Of The Month September 2008 Kris

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Scorps Veteran Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Location: Kingston, ON Posts: 1,243 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Member's Picture Albums	Its also illegal to tie-up your elephant out front of a pub in Texas. I got busted for this one. __________________

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brownstone101 Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Posts: 456 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Cars may not be driven through playgrounds. aww.. =( __________________ 1998 Firebird 1979 Camaro

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96firephoenix Veteran Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 1,660 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 7 Thanked 19 Times in 19 Posts Member's Picture Albums	you want to know a law that is REALLY dumb? in the US, the minimum drinking age is 21. thats a dumb law. __________________ A.J. by screen-fx.net 1996 Firebird 3800 Series II, Stock-Ish, 4A "The Phoenix"

11-28-2009, 02:14 AM	#19
jacob822 New Member Feedback Score: 0 reviews Posts: 16 Trader Rating: (0) Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	want stupid? thats kids thinking they can handle being drunk at 16,17,18,19 etc. I know 21 year olds that cant handle it. hell i know 30 year olds...

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