Murphy's Other Laws

[Rocket 442]

Murphy's Other laws (yes I know its old, but its good)

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability that you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the
fog.

8. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those
who got there first.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

10. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

11. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

12. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

13 .When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

[Phate]

Originally Posted by Rocket 442 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

So true.

[BlkBird408]

Those are good and sadly soooo true!!

[SpecialK]

Originally Posted by Rocket 442 Murphy's Other laws (yes I know its old, but its good) 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

All of theses reminde me of Musclecarnut.